A neobank for Robinhood Chain

The bank yousleep on.

Check your balance, trade memecoins with a safety check on every coin, get a credit score and a card. Your money never leaves your wallet. It stays right where it belongs: under the mattress.

Look up any wallet
your money ↘ still yours ↙ 0% fees, we checked twice ↑
0.00%Account fee. Forever.no small print, just this font
0%Our cut on every trade. Router and gas fees only.yes really
~0.25sWire time. One Robinhood Chain block.faster than your bank's app loads
24/7Branch hours. The branch is your bed.pajamas are the dress code
01 · Account

Your balance, counted.

Connect a wallet or paste any address. We count ETH, stablecoins and every coin trending on Robinhood Chain, at live prices.

nothing under the mattress yet ✎
02 · Trade

Trade memecoins, carefully.

Every coin gets a safety check before you buy: can it be sold, is there a tax, who holds it, how deep is the pool. Best route through KyberSwap. We take nothing.

Pick a coin and an amount.
Trending on Robinhood Chain
warming up the ticker...
03 · Credit

Your degen credit score.

Scored from 300 to 850 using only what the chain knows: how much you've done, what you hold, how much is in stables, and how many of your coins look like trouble. Count a wallet above to see it.

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  • Waiting for a walletThe score appears once a wallet is counted.
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04 · Card

Get the card.

A debit card drawn just for you. The number is your wallet, the tier comes from your credit score. It doesn't swipe anywhere, but it looks great on your timeline.

Tier by score: Futon under 580 · Memory Foam 580+ · Pillow Top 670+ · King Size 740+ · Gold Spring 800+

05 · Terms

Terms and conditions.

The short version, in a font you can actually read.

CustodyNone we never hold your money
Account fee0.00%
Our cut on trades0% router + gas only
Minimum balance0 ETH
Overdraft feeImpossible it's a wallet
Interest rateWhatever the market does
Deposit insuranceNone seriously, none
BranchUnder your bed
Customer supportYour wallet's seed phrase kidding. never share it. ever.
RiskMemecoins can go to zero the safety check helps, it can't promise
Open an account

Connect a wallet. Nothing is sent without your signature.